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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! hey! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you for being here. hey, did you guys read about this? a new study found that being publicly embarrassed can make people like you more. which explains -- which explains obama's new campaign slogan, "barack obama -- i have a third nipple." [ laughter ] hey, congratulations to donald trump who just welcomed his fourth grandchild. that's very cool. [ cheers and applause ] good for him. you could tell it was trump's grandchild because as soon as it came out, it demanded to see its own birth certificate. [ laughter ] i don't believe it. i don't believe it. prove it. show it to me. [ scattered applause ] prove it. i know i'm here. i know i'm here. so you're here, too. let me see it.
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check this out, a recent study found that facebook can be used to identify people with drinking problems. which explains that new relationship status -- [ slurs ] "no, you're complicated. [ laughter ] i'm not complicated. ah, poke you!" i just saw this, researchers in the uk have developed a vegetable called super broccoli. designed to fight heart disease. not to be outdone, researchers in america have developed a way to stuff an oreo inside another oreo. [ cheers and applause ] pretty amazing, man. listen to this. today, first lady michelle obama made a surprise visit to the secret service headquarters. michelle was, like, "you guys are great. but since i was able to surprise you -- [ laughter ]
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you're fired." [ cheers and applause ] "look who's here. oh, man. i'm supposed to be protecting you." "yeah, exactly." here's some election news. the founder of home depot announced that he is supporting mitt romney for president. kind of a nice story because mitt romney was actually assembled with parts from home depot. [ light laughter ] isn't that sweet? [ scattered applause ] and finally, a woman who worked for the girl scouts was arrested for stealing $300,000 to pay for plastic surgery. [ audience ohs ] people knew something was up because on friday, the woman had thin mints. then on monday, she came in with two giant samoas. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, here we go! man, today was the first day that actually felt like fall. didn't it? i just love it when the air starts to just get a little brisk and cool outside. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> how are you doin'? >> jimmy: this is unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] conan o'brien, everybody. conan, what are you -- what are you doing here? >> you know, i was back in new york. and i decided i wanted to come by, check out my old studio. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers ] >> yeah.
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hey, max -- right. [ laughter ] hair looks amazing, man. >> jimmy: that's right, you were here for 16 years. >> 16 years, yeah. >> jimmy: and then what happened? [ laughter ] >> [ laughs ] don't you worry about that. you're a young guy. when you get old -- it worked out fine! anywho, i came by for a reason, which is i left something here, something important to me and i haven't had it in a while. and i thought, since i'm here, it's my old studio, i could get it back. >> jimmy: of course. >> is that cool with you? >> jimmy: whatever you need. >> yeah, i think i'm going to need it again. >> jimmy: sure. absolutely no problem. >> i left it back here. it's still here. that's crazy. >> jimmy: i don't know where that -- oh, yeah.
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[ laughter and ohs ] [ applause ] it's been here the whole time. >> i can't believe you didn't notice that. >> jimmy: we really could have used it. >> it's jutting out of the couch. it's very obvious. >> jimmy: he was there. >> it's been here the whole time. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, well, i'm happy that the owner came and retrieved it. conan o'brien, you're a good man. >> you're a good man, jimmy fallon. good-bye, everybody! enjoy the rest of the show! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: conan o'brien, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] he's going to be doing some shows at the beacon theater in a few weeks, here in new york city. it's nice to see him back in new york. conan o'brien, once again, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we've got a big show for you guys tonight. one of the greatest players in nba history, shaquille o'neal is here! [ cheers and applause ]
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one of the nicest guys too and the funniest guys. and tallest guys. she is a talented actress in the new movie "the ides of march." evan rachel wood is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] we love it when she comes by. also, music from portishead, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] first appearance in 13 years or something like that. oh, my gosh, i'm a big fan of portishead. you guys, it is time for "late night hashtags." here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags, hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: these are lists on twitter where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. so yesterday i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called "my roommate is crazy." and we asked you guys at home to tweet us something funny or weird that your roommate does or used to do. we got thousands of tweets. in fact, within a half hour, it was a worldwide trending topic. which is huge. so thanks for the tweets. thanks for the tts, you guys. and now --
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[ light laughter ] i usually come out, i say thanks for the tts, and everyone seems to know what i'm talking about. "trending topics." [ laughter ] thanks for the tts. [ cheers and applause ] whether they be thin mints or samoas. [ laughter ] the trending topic, the trending topics to me. so thank you for the tts. [ light laughter ] now i thought i'd share some of my favorite "my roommate is crazy" tweets from you guys. here you go, you guys. this first tweet is from @jeffesh. he says, "my first college roommate would but toothpaste on his brush before he went to bed so that he could save time in the morning." [ laughter ] he saved about three seconds there, i guess. a very, very busy man.
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this one's from @jurgennation. [ laughter ] he says, "once i caught him running back and forth across his room. upon me asking, he told me he was trying to dry his hair." [ laughter ] i would say he's crazy, yeah. crazy roommate. this one from @sazby. she says, "college roomie put notes on her things. example, 'hi, i'm the radio, i don't like to be turned up past 5, it hurts my ear.'" "hi, i'm your roommate. i'm moving out." crazy roommate. this is good. this is from @zarek. he says, "instead of hiring an exterminator, he stayed up all night with his bb gun and took care of our rat problem." [ laughter ] "it's taken care of. you won't be seeing that rat anymore." this one's from @xxabishop.
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she says, "she demanded that we redo her birthday because the surprise wasn't good enough." [ light laughter ] "yeah, we'll redo it next year. don't worry about that. we'll redo your surprise party." this one's from @carrieannyoung. she says, "she held a funeral in her dorm when 'n sync broke up, i'm talking candles, wearing black and blaring, 'this i promise you.'" [ laughter ] we all handled that loss in different ways. this last one's from one of our pals, @fashoyoyo. he says, "in the summer, he puts his underwear in the fridge overnight. he calls it his tool cooler." [ audience groans ] there you go! there you have it. those are tonight's "late night hash tags." to check out more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon. we'll be right back with "wheel of game shows!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] thanks so much for tuning in. hey, guys, help me out. what time is it? >> audience member: game time. >> jimmy: that's right, it's time for "wheel game shows"! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey kids it's the wheel game show ♪ ♪ mother [ bleep ]! ♪ >> jimmy: that's right, "wheel of game shows." let's give it up for tonight's first contestant. come on over here. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] what is your name and where are you from? >> i'm ashley. i'm from edmonton, alberta, canada. >> jimmy: hey, very cool. [ cheers ] we love canada. well, welcome to "wheel of game shows." now, you know the rules. a series of game shows will flash by on the sharp 108 and you'll freeze the screen by pressing down on your game pud. whatever it lands on -- [ laughter ] well, that will be the game show you'll be playing.
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game shows like "number scramble," "wet-nap face slap," "icarly trivia versus the roots" and "tarantula bonanza." [ audience ohs ] so much more. sounds simple, right? [ laughs ] wrong. [ laughter ] you might land on one of our dreaded gutenbergs. [ sad tuba ] you land on that picture of buff steve gutenberg, you lose your turn, all of your cash, and you actually owe us $75. [ laughter ] contestant number one, are you ready to play? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: all right. let's start with the board, you guys. [ musical beeps ] say "no gutenbergs. no gutenbers." >> no gutenbergs, no gutenbergs! >> jimmy: hit that pud. hey, "yes or no?" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ yes or no all right, this is great. welcome to "yes or no." you know how it works. so ready? [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: yes. or no? >> no.
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>> jimmy: judges. [ buzzer ] we were looking -- we were looking for "yes." we were looking for "yes." thank you for playing. you lose. take care. [ applause ] ♪ come on over, buddy. welcome to "wheel of game shows." what is your name and where are you from? >> it's andrew from vancouver, canada. >> jimmy: very good, andrew. [ cheers ] a lot of canadians out there tonight. this is awesome. hey, welcome, everybody. now, you know how to play the game. let's just start at the board here. here we go. [ musical beeps ] now, be careful. say "no gutenbergs." >> no gutenbergs. no gutenbergs. >> jimmy: oh, "grab the cupcake." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ grab the cupcake >> jimmy: very, very good. okay, you know how it works. it is very simple. all you have to do is grab this delicious cupcake out of the hands of your mystery opponent. now, this mystery opponent could be anyone. we selected he or she completely at random. ready? let's see who you'll have to grab the cupcake from. let's bring out tonight's mystery opponent.
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[ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] looks like -- looks like you'll be facing 15-time nba all-star, shaquille o'neal! [ cheers and applause ] hey, contestant two, are you ready? >> yeah, i'm ready. >> jimmy: shaq, are you ready? >> yes, i'm ready. >> jimmy: very, very good. ready, set, grab that cupcake! go for it. [ cheers ] that still counts. it's still in play. [ buzzer ] [ sad tuba ] nice try. nice try. so sorry. you did not grab the cupcake. thank you for playing. [ laughter ] thank you for playing, shaq, i'll see you soon.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ah, bummer. [ cheers and applause ] you almost got it. almost got it. all right. contestant number three, why don't you come on over, buddy. [ cheers ] what is your -- what is your name and where are you from? >> austin. cincinnati, ohio. >> jimmy: austin from cincinnati, ohio. [ cheers and applause ] i like cincinnati, too. in cincinnati, you put chili on spaghetti, right? >> absolutely. yeah. >> jimmy: pretty tasty, yeah. is there a famous place that you get them from? >> skyline. >> jimmy: skyline, yeah. that's exactly where i got them. [ light laughter ] all right, get ready to press down on your pud. [ light laughter ] and together we'll see about what gaming adventure we're about to embark on next. let's start up the board. [ musical beeping ] say, "no gutenbergs." >> no gutenbergs. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. oh! [ cheers ] you're going to be playing "dance, dance, dance!" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ dance, dance, dance
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>> jimmy: welcome to "dance, dance, dance." please release the mirror ball. [ cheers and applause ] okay. here we go. ready? >> yes. >> jimmy: what is the capital of bulgaria? >> sofia. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: so, close. it was sofia, but you had to dance. [ light laughter ] so sorry, you lose. thank you for yelling out and helping him out but it didn't help. you should have said "sofia" and dance while you say it. guys, come on back out here. you're all tied. ♪ so close, though. you're all tied with the score of zero. [ light laughter ] so to break the tie, you're all going to play one of my favorite game shows. this is called "shut your pie hole." ♪ ♪ shut your pie got no hole ♪
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welcome to "shut your pie hole," now -- [ laughter ] guys, this game is as easy as pie. [ laughs ] i'm secretly depressed. you know the rules. let's put 15 seconds on the clock. get ready, get set, go! ♪ >> audience: eat it! >> jimmy: this is a close one. it's a close one. oh, it's a close one! contestant number two and contestant number one, this is very close. you've got two seconds left. [ buzzer ] oh, stop. ah, sorry, you were not supposed to eat the pies. [ laughter ] you just had to keep your mouth closed for 15 seconds. that's why we call it "shut your pie hole." [ applause ] unfortunately, that means you all lost. but no one on "wheel of game shows" goes home empty-handed. let's tell them about their prizes.
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>> miles: well, jimmy, they'll each be taking home their very own "snl" board game with three pieces missing, as well as the stylish led zeppelin t-shirts where the "l" fell off. >> jimmy: man. "z" fell off. how you doing, buddy? >> oh, not too much. i mean i'm doing good. >> jimmy: that's too -- [ light laughter ] well, that's all the time we have on "wheel of game shows." we'll be right back with shaquille o'neal! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] applebee's 2 for 20 is fresher than ever!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest this evening has described himself as the national basketball association's mde, most dominant ever. as a 15-time all-star and league mvp, he won four mba championships and is also an olympic gold medalist.
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please welcome to the show, shaquille o'neal! ♪ the love shack is a little old place where we can get together ♪ ♪ love shack baby love shack baby ♪ love shack baby, love shack ♪ ♪ love shack baby, love shack love shack ♪ baby, love >> jimmy: god. [ cheers and applause ] see, that's why we don't go out dancing more. >> i know, right. >> jimmy: that happens. it's embarrassing at a club when you do that to me. >> how are you? >> jimmy: shaquille o'neal, we love you so much. thank you for coming on the show. gosh, i love ya. i've known you for a long time. [ cheers and applause ] i'm a giant fan of yours. when i first met you on "saturday night live" -- you hosted "saturday night live." did you host or did you just cameo? >> no, i hosted. >> jimmy: you hosted. i remember it because i remember the two -- we weren't in that
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many sketches together. >> no. >> jimmy: but you, gosh, you killed it with tracy morgan and will ferrell on a couple things. that were great. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this one -- is, it's so -- the idea is so clever to me that i love this idea so much is like, 'cause you are -- you are someone's son. so you played, you played tracy's son. >> right. >> jimmy: and you stayed out too late. and he had to give you a spanking. >> i remember that. [ laughter ] i remember that one. >> jimmy: i mean, did that ever happen in your lifetime? >> oh yeah, many-a-time. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, just look how awkward life can be sometimes? >> i got to spank me some butt! >> dad! >> the longer you wait, the harder i'm gonna hit, bernard. [ cheers and applause ] i ain't playin' wit you. this is my house. [ laughter ] you can't get too big for me, okay? now, here it comes.
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how -- many - times - i -- told -- you -- to get -- yo ass -- home -- on -- time -- and not -- when you -- >> oh! ah! >> damn -- well -- feel -- like -- it?! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, come on, man. that is just the greatest. [ cheers and applause ] >> can i say one thing? >> jimmy: sure. >> i want to thank you for hiring the roots. they are one of my favorite bands of all time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're the greatest. they're absolute greatest. >> yeah, they are. >> jimmy: you come out every night, you get a it's a treat. they're just one of the best, most talented people on earth. and speaking of that, you as well. you have this nba lockout thing's happening. it's kind of a disaster. >> it is. >> jimmy: what are they going to do? >> you know, both sides make interesting points. but i think if there is not a season, the only people that miss out are the fans. [ applause ] so i just think they just need to come to some type of agreement or, you know, just get it done. because, you know, last year we had a great finals, dallas
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against miami. so ,you know, we still have some momentum left. but you know, we shouldn't be missing games, so, you know, hopefully -- >> jimmy: i'll tell you what i'm really going to be missing. >> --conversation, get it done. >> jimmy: i'll really be missing you. you just signed on to do the halftime thing with charles barkley on tnt. >> yes. >> jimmy: imagine what that's going to be like. i can't even tell you. i can't wait for that. are you kidding me? that's gonna be -- that's gonna be more exciting than anything. i want to tune into to see that every week. but now we can't do it. so you guys have to figure this out so we can see shaq and charles barkley. >> that's right. >> jimmy: talk -- i mean, this is going to be amazing. >> that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i've got to be honest, i follow you on twitter. we were two of the first, kind of, famous-ish people to start on twitter, years ago. >> no, you were the first, i was the second. >> jimmy: i'll take that. whatever you say. [ laughter ] but i remember that and i was, like, oh, and gosh, your tweets are just amazing. and actually, you announced your retirement on tout. >> yea, on tout. >> jimmy: which is, like -- it's twitter but it's like --
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it's video twitter. so it's like little, 15-second spurts of video. >> yes, it's 15-second clips. because, you know, there's a lot of chatter in the industry that people have ghostwriters that write for them. so, you know, i teamed up with tout to let people know that it's me and only me. >> jimmy: if you watch shaq's touts, you'll see some fun things. here's a little snippet of what you would see if you follow him on tout. >> after a fresh cut, if your scalp don't sound like this -- [ slap ] or this -- [ slap ] or this -- [ slap ] your bald head ain't right, baby. keep doing it. again. [ slap ] again. [ slap ] again. [ slap ] again. [ slap ] ♪ >> betty, will you marry me? >> i'm -- you're too old for me. [ applause ] >> jimmy: come on. come on. they love you. more with shaq, after the break! stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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for a video game. that like one fourth the price. >> it's excellent. >> jimmy: and it's a fun game. >> a fun game. it reminds people of the old "nba jam"s. you know? remember the "he's on fire!" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah -- "on fire!" >> yeah, that, so it has a lot of technology and it's a great game. >> jimmy: it's a super fun game. >> and if you want me to whoop on you really quick, i can. >> jimmy: let's do this. [ cheers and applause ] >> you sure you want some of this? >> jimmy: it's a deal. yeah. i'm ready for this, man. this is -- look at this. >> you want, like, a little wager? >> jimmy: [ laughs ] [ cheers ] i don't think we have the same size wallet. >> no. [ laughter ] you beat me, you pick a date, i'll walk two blocks in a pink bikini with your name on the butt. [ cheers and applause ] and, if i beat you, you do the same thing. [ cheers ] you got to walk slow like this. you got to walk at a slow pace. two blocks. deal?
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>> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] all right, a deal's a deal. oh, my gosh. oh man. all right. i should have practiced. i'm going to be the new york knicks, though. so i've got new york home advantage. [ cheers ] where is everybody? what happened? you're going to be dallas mavericks. who are you going to be, jason kidd? all right, well i'm going to be -- okay. am i on the right side? no, i'm on this side. >> you trying to cheat me already. >> jimmy: no, but i would have won, though. gosh, that's so stupid. all right, here we go. i got the ball. all right, pass over to him. >> good ball movement there. >> jimmy: bam! two points. two points. >> good one. >> jimmy: yeah, that was a good one. >> pull up for three, dirk. [ scattered cheers ] [ audience ohs ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what size bikini are you? >> it ain't over yet.
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>> no good! >> come on, dirk. give me on dirk. ♪ >> audience member: come on, jimmy! >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ come on. come on. come on. [ audience ohs ] >> with the rainbow! >> yeah, bro! >> jimmy: oh, no! ♪ oh, no! >> it's not over yet. >> jimmy: go in there. >> geez! >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, my gosh! oh, my gosh! what is he doing? oh, my gosh! ♪
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>> jimmy: all right, i'll take it. my ball is on fire. oh, i didn't mean that. boom! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ audience ohs ] ♪ oh, my god. ♪ ♪ >> ah! >> jimmy: 21 seconds left. ♪
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>> grabs the rebound! and they keep the ball moving. ♪ >> jimmy: two seconds left, here we go. ooh! yeah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] gosh, we love him so much, shaquille o'neal! "nba jam: on fire edition" is available for download. go get it. you will? oh, my gosh. evan rachel wood joins us after the break. stick around! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ male announcer ] at&t and verizon charge you extra for going over 2 gigabytes of data. t-mobile slows down your data speed. with sprint you don't get charged extra and you don't slow down. and you get unlimited data, text and calling to any mobile -- for only $79.99. the best unlimited plan...wins.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my next guest is an emmy and golden globe nominated actress whose latest movie "the ides of march" with george clooney and ryan gosling is in theaters everywhere this friday. give it up for the beautiful, the talented evan rachel wood. ♪ [ super mario theme ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah. into the pipe? [ imitates game noises ] there we go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my god, that was the best -- >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. >> thank you. it's no problem. >> jimmy: yeah.
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now, i've got to ask you about this because i know you've been traveling for "the ides of march," all over the place. you celebrated your birthday in paris. >> yeah, well, you could call it a celebration, yeah. >> jimmy: you went to a club -- a dance club and then you popped your lip open. you knocked your tooth out? >> i didn't knock my tooth out, but someone else did, yeah. i was dancing and elbows were being thrown and i went right into someone's elbow and knocked out my front teeth, basically. >> jimmy: now, what -- look at this. >> yeah. and i went down the carpet in toronto with a split lip. >> jimmy: oh my god. >> and just to be clear, it's not herpes, like -- [ laughter ] -- yeah. >> jimmy: what dancing -- what is this dancing? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: and what -- >> it was dark. >> jimmy: -- you couldn't learn this dance. >> i know, i need to start -- >> jimmy: yeah, you got to go -- [ talking over each other ] -- dance with like a football helmet on. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you'd love that. >> from now on, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i have a wire on the back of my tooth now. >> jimmy: i mean, so would you have like -- so they put in -- do you have a fake tooth? >> this is a fake tooth. >> jimmy: oh, my lord. >> and then i have a wire on the back. i have to get root canals on both front teeth. it's a blast! awesome. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> it's so fun. >> jimmy: you've got to be kidding me. >> yeah.
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>> jimmy: from going -- from dancing on your birthday? >> yeah, yeah. two hours after my birthday, i just -- you know, went out with a bang. >> jimmy: literally, yeah. that was really good, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: quest, you were late on that one. >> where was -- yeah. what's going on? >> jimmy: yeah, that's all right. [ laughter ] >> questlove: sorry. >> jimmy: ba-doom, shh -- it's all right, no problem. "ides of march." oh, man, everyone's talking about this movie -- buzzy, buzz-buzz. >> yeah. you got george clooney. >> yes. >> jimmy: you got ryan gosling. >> philip seymour hoffman -- >> together: -- paul giamatti. >> some of the best guys, man. >> jimmy: pauly g. >> pauly g.! >> jimmy: nobody calls him that. but, right? we should. >> from now on. >> jimmy: ryan gosling's a good guy. >> they're amazing. >> jimmy: he's a good -- pretty intense dude. >> yeah, he's cool, though. he's good. i mean, you know, every time he walked on the set, we always knew when he was coming 'cause there'd be this huge -- he's got a crazy following of girls. like, it's out of control. i'm sure there's some in the audience. [ cheers ] and when he would come on the set, that's what you would hear. you'd hear this wave of screams. and we'd be, like, oh, it's time to shoot. ryan's here, like -- so, but he's a great guy, super talented. >> jimmy: we actually have a clip of you here, from "ides of march."
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here's evan rachel wood and ryan gosling. >> you're the big man on campus. i'm just a lowly intern. you got to stay at the millennium. they put us in a motel on the other side of the river. we do have a better bar though. >> i've heard that. >> you should come by one night, have a drink with the worker bees. >> i might do that. i might do that. what's a good night? >> tonight's good. >> tonight. >> well, you have my number. programmed right there, in your phone. >> uh-huh. >> under mary. >> i know your name's mary. >> my name is molly. >> jimmy: ooh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ sexual tension >> cut it with a knife. >> jimmy: ♪ sexual tension ♪ >> jimmy: but, i heard that, you know, george clooney is like a big practical joker and stuff on
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the set. does he like -- does he do bits? did he make fun of you? did he do jokes on you at all, or -- ? >> well, he had a nerf gun that would -- you'd get hit with occasionally in the middle of a shot. but, i think the best is when he'd be having a really deep talk with ryan and ryan would be sitting there listening. and he'd just have a tiny little spray bottle misting ryan's crotch. [ laughter ] couldn't feel it. he'd just sit there and then he'd go do the scene. we'd all be like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good bit. oh my god. >> stuff like that, yeah. so, you can't escape it. it's a blast. it's so fun. >> jimmy: i heard that he got a -- youtube, it's not on youtube yet, but he got a flip video of you doing a little justin bieber impersonation. >> yeah, yeah, i've got a bit of the bieber fever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how did you get bieber fever? >> okay, well, i got to be honest. i went to go see "never say never" as a joke. i went to make fun of it. and came out in silence with my friend, cause none of us wanted to admit it. and we just looked at each other and we were like -- [ gasp ] -- and we started laughing and we were crying. we were, like "that was the greatest movie i've ever seen!" [ laughter ] i was kind of upset. i was, like, dude, being a justin bieber fan was not in the cards, you know? i wasn't planning on this. but, i used to be in the closet
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about it but now i'm proud and just -- unashamed. >> jimmy: you are a full-on bieber fan. >> full on, yeah. >> jimmy: i love the guy. yeah, he's got a great story. >> he does. he's got an amazing story. he's a talented kid, you know? he's good. you can't take yourself so seriously all the time. i love portishead, i love radiohead, i love "the requiem for a dream" soundtrack but, i love justin bieber. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "the requiem for a dream" soundtrack. [ applause ] such a good reference. well, look, that being said, could you give us a little taste, a little bit of the biebs? >> oh yeah, absolutely. i need some swag, though. i need to do this right. can i get some swag? thank you. >> jimmy: got a little swag. oh my god. yeah, we're going to get you some swag, there. >> oh, wait, wait, wait. [ laughter ] all right. >> jimmy: there you go -- you've got the biebs going. >> i'm ready, i'm ready. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> thank you. >> jimmy: please. roots. >> two, three. >> ♪ are we an item girl quit playing we're just friends ♪ >> jimmy: ♪ hey >> ♪ what are you saying then there's another look right in my eyes my first love ♪
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♪ broke my heart for the first time and i was like ♪ ♪ baby, baby, baby, oh like baby, baby, baby, no like baby, baby, baby, oh ♪ ♪ thought you'd always be mine ♪ ♪ baby, baby, baby, oh like baby, baby, baby, no like baby, baby, baby, oh ♪ >> jimmy: evan rachel wood, everybody! portishead performs next! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are a profoundly influential group who are making their first american tv appearance in 13 years with us tonight. their new single "chase the tear" is a benefit for amnesty international and you can pick it up saturday, exclusively, at the xl recordings table at the brooklyn flea indie label market. please welcome portishead. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ looking out looking in going where i never been ♪ ♪ running round hiding in stairs unafraid felt the grain ♪ ♪ open doorways full of shame my own life i resented ♪ ♪ winter sigh summer's gone holding off tomorrow's sorrow ♪ ♪
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♪ rushing out rushing in losing out losing thee ♪ ♪ i didn't take my heart didn't fold chase the tear ♪ ♪ never let go but now i'm there it's over it's over ♪ ♪ winter sigh summer's gone holding off tomorrow's sorrow ♪
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♪ so i won't want anymore ♪ ♪ ♪ winter sigh summer's gone ♪ ♪ holding off tomorrow's sorrow so i won't want anymore ♪
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